A funny-serious :90 built from the NFL Player Pension Plan SPD. Deadpan, documentary-still, one takeaway: three seasons and it's yours forever.
The locked cast, the corrected deadpan style (v1 vs v2), the world, and the always/never rules.
:90 script read, beat by beat. The booklet says plain language; Marcus takes every term literally.
:90 translation cut from Aaron's beat sheet. Record scratch, jargon wall, rapid real-talk subtitles.